Major Payne

File Name	Description	Format
aint_happy	Major Payne makes short work of the "bad man" in Tiger's closet. "...and if he's still in there, he ain't happy!"
ass_eyes	While first meeting his men, Payne explains that he is "very paranoid".
attitudinal_problem	Upon meeting his new squad of cadets, Major Payne shows that, while a little more "sensitive", he still refuses to take any crap from his new cadets.
babyin_him	Major Payne and Ms. Wahlberg discuss their sides of the "loving male roll-model" image, and what would be best for young Tiger.
belly_roll	Payne utilizes his military training to put his cadets in check. Heathcoat finds out quickly that Payne means business.
belong_to_me	Major Payne proclaims his ownership of the cadets.
biness_is_good	Payne explains that his business is doing quite well.
bloody_lip	After his meeting with Bam Bam Bigelow, the Major is anxious to find out who set him up. Who will answer to the blood on his lip?
callin_me_a_liar	Payne is insulted that Bam Bam questions his honor as a marine.
challenge_my_authority	The Major makes it very clear who is in charge.
cookie_bag	In order to keep the cadets in check, he often leaves them with a threat such as this.
cut_a_little_rug	Major Payne: The Dancin' Foo!
damage_musclehead	Major Payne meets one of his cadets, and is surprised at what he finds out.
dress_song	After squelching the cadets plans to set him up, the Major makes them think about their actions by marching to this little rhyme...in a dress!
dummy_grenade	It's just a dummy grenade, or is it?
fe_fi_fo_fum	Major Payne meets Bam Bam Bigelow
foot_in_yo_ass	Payne explains to his def cadet what he's all about.
girlie_mouth	Major Payne asks cadet Stone for his name.
graduated	The Major informs the cadets that they have moved on to better things.
gwokamolli_sauce	A Columbian drug lord finds out how Payne plays the game.
hello_betty	Heathcoat is shocked, to say the least, that Payne woke up.
hello_gorgeous	Payne meets cadet Stone.
hes_back	Tiger informs Major Payne that there is a bad man in his closet.
hold_it_turd	The Major demands that Tiger "hold it" or else.
hold_yo_liquids	Payne apologizes to Tiger for his "accident".
house_of_payne	Major Payne welcomes his cadets to their new living quarters.
huggies	Payne is disgusted by Tiger's lack of disgression.
hungry	Major Payne is most discouraged at his discharge from the Marines.
intro-failure_to_communicate	Major Payne introduces himself.
jackass	The Major is disapointed in his wavering under Ms. Wahlberg's feminine wiles.
lil_presha	Payne helps out one of his men who has been shot.
little_engine	The Major tells Tiger about the little engine that could....military style.
love_my_barracks	The cadets didn't like their new home too much...The Major lets them know it could be worse.
make_you_strong	Major Payne threatens the cadets with a little hard work.
mr_peabody	Payne addresses Tiger with his new nick name.
need_killin	Major Payne doesn't want to lose his job.
neva_hit_her_again	Payne tries to get a job as a policeman. But, his evaluation doesn't go as planned.
new_group	Payne sticks around for the next year and meets his new group of cadets.
not_yo_brother	Payne informs a member of his squad that he is not related to him.
pimp_daddy_payne	The Major revels in his payback on the cadets.
pissed_on_his_pants	Major Payne explains his side of the Tiger situation.
positive_reinforcement	The Major is all heart.
rhymin_payne	Major Payne does a little rhyme for the cadets.
sensitive	The Major CAN be sensitive!
slippery	Charlie don't care about slippery!
snap_yo_neck	The Major doesn't like affection!
sneezy	Payne remembers Andy Griffith.
snoop_doogity_dogg	Major Payne is not impressed with his cadet's rhyming skills.
sympathy	Major Payne knows the meaning of the word, but, you won't get it from him.
whistle	The Major likes his whistle...alot!
white_on_rice	Payne is pushed to the edge by cadet Stone.
you_shutup	Cadet Dodson just went too far.
you_wanna_wresta	Major Payne likes Ms. Wahlberg...nuff said.